If a woman has a gap that big in the center of her dress does she need to plant double sided tape on her nipples in order to keep them in place? I imagine it would be a little nerve wracking to spend a night out with the possibility of a boob popping out like it is playing a game of whack-a-mole. Hopefully the men she is surrounded by show more self-control than the eight-year-olds at a Chuck E. Cheese's, otherwise she is going to need a mallet of her own in order to keep the groping hands away. I know pepper spray and tasers are the standard for female self-defense, but I think there is a strong argument to be made for women to carry around mallets. It may be hard to fit one inside a handbag, but carrying one by strapping it across their back would make for a great deterrent. No sleazebag is going to go for a grope if it means risking a broken hand. The risk to reward ratio is simply not high enough.
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