brian-mcgee - August 4, 2017
I don't think that's a bowling ball case that Iggy Azalea is carrying with her as she strolls down the streets of Los Angeles in a cleavage-baring pink bra, but it sure does look like one. Seeing it alongside her spectacular breasts made me think of the old "Bowling for..." trope that used to be so popular when bowling was king, and it made me wonder if Iggy might want to headline a Bowling for Boobies tourney in the near future.
It wouldn't be hard to get sponsors to line up for an event titled Bowling for Boobies hosted by Iggy Azalea. We don't even really need to work out the particulars at this point in time, it seems like a foolproof plan even without any planning. Print some flyers, make sure Iggy's available and willing to show her boobies, and I think we're all set.
Even if she doesn't have a bowling ball in that bag, there's no denying that we're happy to see her. We'd likely be even happier to see her if we were Bowling for Boobies, but we'll take baby steps here. No rush, Iggy, take your time.
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