aldo-vallon - August 19, 2017
I will admit that when I was first told to check out the offspring of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger I was more than a little skeptical. Sure there was the chance she could turn out to be a beauty, but there is also the chance that there was too much attractiveness in those genes and they would mutate into a monster straight out of a Guillermo Del Toro film. Fortunately for us all, the latter option does not apply here. She received just the right mixture of the genetic cocktail so as to remind us where she came from.
There is enough beauty in that girl to make me forget about all five of the Baldwin brothers, or however many there are now, and start asking about if there are any sisters. That would be a nice change from all the testosterone her uncles have been throwing up into the atmosphere for the past few decades. Although having more bodies that are that hot would probably wreak havoc on this global warming issue I have been hearing so much about as of late. How many beautiful women would we need to get rid of before we made a dent in that thing, and is it really worth the cost?
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