bill-swift - July 10, 2013
I'm pretty sure the J-Woww full time gig now is to pimp club opening in Vegas and various other sinful vacation destinations. I'm actually not sure what her previous occupation was actually, so I guess I'm just happy she's found her niche.
With that bodacious body of hers she shouldn't have much trouble finding work as a human female billboard, as I will not have much trouble basically following wherever it is she points for me to go. I'm that easy.
This most recent stint involved directing Vegas-goers into the Bikini Invitational at the Hard Rock's Rehab Pool lounge. I'm mostly just wondering how my invite missed my inbox. Also, admittedly, whether or not J-Woww's wonderfully large tops could be used as a flotation device in the event of a water landing. Enjoy.