Jennifer Aniston Nylon Leg Baring in Cold London Evening

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bill-swift - November 23, 2016

Oh, Jennifer Aniston, you might be married and super boring now, but that doesn't mean that after twenty years of pining for you we're suddenly going to miss you showing off your legs in nylons in the back of a London cab. The kind of livery that typically gives us some of our finest upskirts. Jennifer's a bit too wise for the open leg give, but we shall feast upon her yoga tightened gams regardless. The gentleman ogler is nothing if not resourceful. 

Jennifer will always be on our not-perfect list due to her repeated mentions through the years of being bravely topless in her latest film, only to see her not topless, bravely or otherwise, in hr latest film. The bait and switch of the worst kind. We know why she says what she says and doesn't come through. It's promotion. It still hurts, Jen. You know. If you come over I'll show you precisely where. Wear those nylons and we can make it all better. Heal the planet, one lonely man at a time. Enjoy.

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