aldo-vallon - January 11, 2018
Is Reese Witherspoon's forehead getting smaller, or are her sunglasses getting bigger? Regardless, whatever she is doing is working so she should keep it up. It's rare for a woman to be in Hollywood for as long as she has been and still age so gracefully.
The woman is forty-one and in Hollywood years that might as well be seventy. She should be looking more and more like a cat every year. And yet she persists. Her rear might not be as firm as it was in her days of being a bimbo lawyer, but if that is the sacrifice that needs to be made in order to keep her from becoming the next Joan Rivers, then I will make it with a smile.
It is heartbreaking to see time slowly take the youth from a person. Eventually her fingers will be as knobby as the bamboo handle of her purse, but that is just life. I just hope that isn't what my dick looks like when I am that age. That is one bone that I need to remain intact. Beggars shouldn't be choosers, though, so I suppose I should be happy about having any bone regardless of the condition.
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