chris-littlechild - October 27, 2016
So here we are, at the ass-end of 2016. I donâ€™t know about you, but Iâ€™ll be pretty damn glad to see the back of it.
In case you havenâ€™t been keeping up with current events, hereâ€™s the general skinny: This year has sucked hard. The worldâ€™s going to hell, McDonalds still donâ€™t deliver, my beloved Merry Olde England is getting Brexit-ed right in the faceâ€¦ whichever way you slice it, itâ€™s a bad time. Come the end of December, I might not even bother renewing my subscription to life for 2017.
Screw Earth. I hear there are some pretty good opportunities out in the Solar System, digging intergalactic shitters on Mars for those first colonists/Matt Damon. In other words, as Call of Duty puts it, Screw It, Letâ€™s Go to Space.
Now, a lot of gamers are damn skeptical about Infinite Warfare. Weâ€™re not short of futuristic gravity-defying shooters right now, after all. But still, as this new liveaction trailer demonstrates, the shittier our world gets, the more tempting the rest of the galaxy seems. Take a look at the launch trailer above, and play a little spot-the-celeb while youâ€™re at it.